Day 1 of Self Isolation
06:30: Woke to do the morning chores as usual: cleaning the car, tidy the dishes and sweep the parlor. Mehn shit was exhaustive but my elder brother had gone out for his morning training and i was the only one at home and couldn't just leave the house dirty😕
09:34: Done with those chores jare🙌, sitting down outside trying to figure out what to do during this boring times, all my goons have travelled back to their different states😔, i don't have friends around, is this how you gonna spend your 1month????? then boom this thought came to me "open a blog" then Dee was like "Crazy Dee, you really crazy, wtf do you know about blogging"
Okay rewind, (I know you confused so lemme enlighten you: there are 3 personalities in this blog A- Blyat B- Crazy Dee and C- Dee) and they are all me that is how I deal with my loneliness...okay that is for that, let us fast forward to what we are really talking about:
So can you imagine Crazy Dee insisted we open a blog😂😂...haa this smoke from the stove is really making you high and Blyat was like nigha stick to the whatsapp tV you know how to do oo "egungun be careful na express you dey go"....
Okay let us try opening a blog and instead we were opening website, "lol goat😂" Blyat said, and Dee chuckled, when they all found out they have been spending 2hours doing rubbish,
Dee shouted: bro they don't use domain for blogs oh.
Crazy Dee replied aggressively: will you shut up already I know what iam doing na😬
Blyat whispered: e don happen i don tell am...
13:26: lol we finally finally created a free basic website....which wasnt what we said we wanted oo Crazy Dee it is blog we want to do...
13:30: pen and paper researching on how to create a blog....wrote down an idea and starting rhyming with it....did I tell you I was once a songwriter before a gave up cause of lack of self confidence...really sad huh we will talk about that later...😑
13:40: maybe i should take a break and rest😴
Around 17:00: woke up to unplug and login to twitter, only to find out......(something personal *smiles*)
17:38: had to shower, don't blame me for bathing so late oo i have been working all day.... while in the shower with loud music my sister enters without me noticing, what if it was a killer or a kidnapper??? they would have do their do and caught me unaware naked with my big dick...lol...😁
18:08: I came out and noticed, oh my dad is back already, he can disturb for Africa
Dad: goan wash this fruits and put it on a flat plate
Dad: bring a dry plate let us pour this nuts
Dad: no no no do it like this
Dad: take one chair out for me
Dad: bring it back inside it is about to rain
Me: *no choice* can only frown😡
19:03: posted on my status "who wants to talk about bizness..." boom somebody dms and we talk about websites, 30mins later boom somebody is in my dm asking if i have a blog that ama need one and i am like lol homie i know noting about it why will you even suggest it, then he goes maybe we can share his so i can self-train myself....hmmmm, Blyat asked Crazy Dee, "did you employ this nigha"?
Crazy Dee: do you have corona in your brain?
Dee: lol
Okay Okay he has sent me am invitation to be a co-admin wawu hope i don't fuck this up....wish me luck😊
06:30: Woke to do the morning chores as usual: cleaning the car, tidy the dishes and sweep the parlor. Mehn shit was exhaustive but my elder brother had gone out for his morning training and i was the only one at home and couldn't just leave the house dirty😕
09:34: Done with those chores jare🙌, sitting down outside trying to figure out what to do during this boring times, all my goons have travelled back to their different states😔, i don't have friends around, is this how you gonna spend your 1month????? then boom this thought came to me "open a blog" then Dee was like "Crazy Dee, you really crazy, wtf do you know about blogging"
Okay rewind, (I know you confused so lemme enlighten you: there are 3 personalities in this blog A- Blyat B- Crazy Dee and C- Dee) and they are all me that is how I deal with my loneliness...okay that is for that, let us fast forward to what we are really talking about:
So can you imagine Crazy Dee insisted we open a blog😂😂...haa this smoke from the stove is really making you high and Blyat was like nigha stick to the whatsapp tV you know how to do oo "egungun be careful na express you dey go"....
Okay let us try opening a blog and instead we were opening website, "lol goat😂" Blyat said, and Dee chuckled, when they all found out they have been spending 2hours doing rubbish,
Dee shouted: bro they don't use domain for blogs oh.
Crazy Dee replied aggressively: will you shut up already I know what iam doing na😬
Blyat whispered: e don happen i don tell am...
13:26: lol we finally finally created a free basic website....which wasnt what we said we wanted oo Crazy Dee it is blog we want to do...
13:30: pen and paper researching on how to create a blog....wrote down an idea and starting rhyming with it....did I tell you I was once a songwriter before a gave up cause of lack of self confidence...really sad huh we will talk about that later...😑
13:40: maybe i should take a break and rest😴
Around 17:00: woke up to unplug and login to twitter, only to find out......(something personal *smiles*)
17:38: had to shower, don't blame me for bathing so late oo i have been working all day.... while in the shower with loud music my sister enters without me noticing, what if it was a killer or a kidnapper??? they would have do their do and caught me unaware naked with my big dick...lol...😁
18:08: I came out and noticed, oh my dad is back already, he can disturb for Africa
Dad: goan wash this fruits and put it on a flat plate
Dad: bring a dry plate let us pour this nuts
Dad: no no no do it like this
Dad: take one chair out for me
Dad: bring it back inside it is about to rain
Me: *no choice* can only frown😡
19:03: posted on my status "who wants to talk about bizness..." boom somebody dms and we talk about websites, 30mins later boom somebody is in my dm asking if i have a blog that ama need one and i am like lol homie i know noting about it why will you even suggest it, then he goes maybe we can share his so i can self-train myself....hmmmm, Blyat asked Crazy Dee, "did you employ this nigha"?
Crazy Dee: do you have corona in your brain?
Dee: lol
Okay Okay he has sent me am invitation to be a co-admin wawu hope i don't fuck this up....wish me luck😊
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